I have watched 3 movies within the past 24 hours. Here's what I think of each one and why...
Film #1: The Hangover
Approx. time watched: 3 AM
Overview: Yeah, I had never seen it before until then. BFD. I loved it though! Completely ridiculous, but funny as hell. I mean, who drugs their friends? On top of a roof?? Obviously creepy bearded dudes named Alan. And how the hell did the one guy end up on the roof in the end? Why didn't he get down somehow? He had all damn day! That does not make sense to me. And why would that one chick just leave her baby outside a hotel room with 3 guys that she knew would be hung over? Why does Mike Tyson own a tiger and keep it as a pet? Then again, why ANYTHING in this movie...haha. Good job, people who made it. I was sufficiently entertained.
Favorite part: Mr. Chau!!! HAH!!! Wtf is this dude!!! Whoever came up with that character is damn brilliant. Seriously.
Film #2: Wizard Of Oz
Approx. time watched: 7 PM
Overview: If you don't know this movie, well...you can stfu. I watched this with my family and we pretty much spent the whole time making fun of Dorothy and deciding which character best fit each of us. This is what we came up with: Madeline = Auntie M (wtf), Dad = Tin Man, Lucy = Glenda the Good Witch of the North, Mom = the giant wizard head.
Favorite part: when the Wizard is like "I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE ALL COME..." and he calls them all forward one by one, insults them, tells them why he thinks they're there, and immediately orders them to stfu. HAAAAAAAAA :]]]]]]]
Film #3: Titanic
Approx. time watched: 9 PM
Overview: Rose and Jack's love story = he convinces her not to kill herself because her fiance is a douchebag, they have an "Oh, we can't be together..." moment, she changes her mind, they make out, he draws her naked, they do it in a car. Then the ship starts to sink and all hell breaks loose - the rich prick fiance frames Jack for stealing the huge-ass diamond, Rose refuses to get on the lifeboat, James Cameron makes it clear that 90% of all rich people in the early 20th century were assholes, the ship goes underwater, sad "we're about to die" scenes occur, Jack freezes to death in the water, Rose stays alive on a floating door and gets saved by people with common sense.
Favorite part: the moment Rose realizes she can't stand her life as a rich girl who does what high society thinks she should do, and goes back to Jack. NO REGRETS!
Also, watching my mother impersonate Celine Dion whenever that one theme was played. LOL.
Ok, so I feel like I need to confess something...you know how everyone has certain things that they don't tell many people, but are just begging to be told? Well. Lately, I've felt pressured to admit to an obsession of mine that I can hold in no longer...90's Britney Spears.
Don't you judge me. I don't know what it is that caused me to like Britney so much in the first place - I think it was when I was like 8, Lucy and our bff Savannah used to listen to her all the time. I never did initially, but once I started, I was hooked. When a Britney song came on, I let go of all shame. I sang along, and couldn't stop dancing.
Now we all know about all the Britney-centered stories in the tabloids, and we all know she's had problems in her life. But you know what? I DON'T CARE! I honestly feel bad for her. Sure, she isn't what she used to be...that doesn't mean she was never a good person!! Everyone goes through some kind of crisis, but that shouldn't cause us to forget how Britney was before she procreated, had a mental breakdown, went on a stress-induced drug rampage, and married a total dick. How would that NOT affect her career?? Wouldn't you have died a little inside too if you had experienced what she did?? Wouldn't you have gone a bit crazy, just as she had? Lord, she's a HUMAN BEING. And I happen to be a huge fan of her earlier songs. I think we can all agree, her new stuff sucks balls. Completely. But what girl who grew up in the late 90's can honestly say she doesn't know the words to "Oops! I Did It Again", "Toxic", or "Baby One More Time"?
Shoot.
Highlights...
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~Thanksgiving was great! This whole break has been pretty awesome.
~My face is clearing up :D
~Going back to UNI tomorrow - WOOOOOOOOO
BOHHHH
~NICKI MINAJ
~It hasn't snowed yet :/
~The smell of pickles
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