Shut Up, Jesse Ventura.

Ever see something on TV that is supposed to be serious, but looks so stupid that you want to watch it purely for the humor factor? Now you know how I felt when I saw the commercial for TruTV's "Conspiracy Theory" with host, former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura.
Take a look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4mSlpj-_qI

Yeah - Idk what to believe. I don't honestly think any of it's real..but it's whatever.

Today, I came home. My puppies were scratching at the front door when I got here and it was SO PRECIOUS i almost died!! I have never seen tails wag faster, nor have I been sniffed so much in my life. I swear, sometimes all I want to do is snuggle a fluffy little dog. Erika, I feel like I can identify with you, because as much as you're infatuated with fat cats, that's as much as I love fluffy little dogs like mine. The amount of love a dog can have for a person is the amount of love I wish more people could have for one another. It's the best thing EVER when a puppy comes up to you and wants you to pet it or play with it or hug it or something - there's nothing cuter in the whole world!! Guhuhuhuhhhhhh :]]]]]]]

Yeah, this show is retarded. A government plot to create mind-controlled assassins out of regular tits like you and me? F that.
Also, the inflection in his voice makes me unable to take him seriously.

You know what's wierd? Ok, so...
Back in January, I was involved in a car accident on East Post Rd, in which my car slipped on the ice and flew off the Indian Creek bridge. About a month later, they decided to tear down that bridge and make a new one, which would take several annoying months of construction and involve a slightly lengthy detour. Well I came back home today and suddenly start to hear people say it's done, which is awesome. So my parents and I went to HyVee and decided to take East Post and check it out. We drive over the bridge, and immediately after we get to the other side, mom says "That was uncomfortable. I don't like that."
Mom.

This happened just now:
Mom: (walks in the room and looks at the TV) "What the hell is that?"
Mad: "A kangaroo, mom."
Mom: *burp* (walks away)

Tomorrow is the Iowa All State Music Festival, an annual event during which the finest band geeks, orch-dorks and choir kids from all over the state are brought together in 3 of the biggest ensembles you've never seen. A spot in one of these groups is highly coveted by everyone auditioning. The entire process is ridiculous. I happened to be chosen for 2 of my 4 years at Washington HS, which is alright! This year, I'm going to hear my lovely sister play her viola in the All State orchestra and chamber orchestra.
Oh lordy lord, All State...it seems like only yesterday all my buddies and I were practically shitting ourselves at the thought of first making recalls, then being selected, then going to Ames for the grand poo-bah of all high school honor bands. Back then it seemed like nothing could top such an achievement as being one of the best 60 teenage clarinet players in all of Iowa. Not saying that making it isn't a thing to be proud of, because it totally is, and props to all y'all who did! But to be honest..There are much MUCH bigger things to look forward to  if you're serious about music. OhohoHOHOOOO yes.

Watch this. Start at 1:37...this guy. hahahahahah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XZqgPeu45g&feature=related

Highlights...
~I found a heads-up dime on the sidewalk!