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So I'm sitting here with Leah, who's visiting my house for a few days. Woooo!
We're watching a terrible movie. Here's my review...

Name: Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus
Plot: This slut oceanographer witnesses a prehistoric octopus and shark become unfrozen when she's trying to watch whales underwater. The huge things go around the world and fuck shit up on an unimaginable scale, almost too much to believe. Many cliche movie lines and inexplicable scenes later, they come up with the brilliant idea to have the shark and octopus fight eachother to the death. The terrible acting, when combined with the obviously low budget the director had to work with, makes for a wonderfully awful film experience everyone can enjoy! Everyone but my sister, who walked out. Of our living room.
Favorite Part: It's a tie between the scene where the shark jumps out of the water to attack an airplane, and the scene where the oceanography chick randomly decides to have sex in a closet with the man she met earlier that day. I mean...what the hell??! In both cases?! Since when do sharks jump out of the water far enough to chomp an airplane? Since when does talking about seeing dead fish in a net lead to closet sex on a navy battleship?? What does anything in this movie have to do with anything?! It truly is so terrible that you can't stop watching! I mean, WOW...

I am blown away.

Last Thursday, I was watching CSI with Caitlin during a 9-hour time span where we did next to nothing. Now, the last thing I want to see during my CSI time is an unwelcome celebrity cameo, and the LAST person I want to see on my favorite TV show is Bieber. Guess who the hell decided to make a surprise guest appearance playing a troubled teenager who likes to kill cops. Oh NO he di'int...
Upset and outraged, I waited it out (because I just love CSI too much), and we watched The Mentalist. It was pretty good. But then Stacia and I decided to declare biological warfare on Bieber and it got even better :]]
Speaking of finals, I ACED all of mine! All the music ones, anyway. I have no clue how I did on math, but I really don't care, as long as I passed it. I know my dad would disagree with me and say I should try and do better than that, but the truth is, I tried my best. And honestly, I don't think I'll ever really use the stuff I attempted to learn in that class. I could care less. But the important thing is, I did well in everything that matters! And Dr. McCandless posted on fb the day after woodwind juries were over that everyone in the clarinet studio got A's on their jury, so she had cookies in her office that day! If I haven't said it before, I will now...I love how the clarinet studio is like a family <3

The other day, I went to BK and ordered chicken and a shake. The nest thing I know, I'm feeling light headed and like I'm being magnetically drawn to the bathroom. BAM. 24-hour flu. Puked, 3 times. It was gross. Then later, puked twice again at mom's brass band concert. Then LATER, puked 3 times again at home. I thought wtf, and slept most of the next day, only getting up to play snake and skype/fb chat people.

I don't remember how Stash and I got on the subject of Kim Kardashian, but have I ever mentioned how she pisses me off?? I mean, I know she must do something to contribute to the world besides just being a TV skank, but I can NOT for the life of me figure out what it is. Every time I see her on E news because of something new and whoretastic she's done, or whenever I lose the remote and get stuck on Khloe and Kourtney Take Florida (or whatever the hell it's called), I marvel at her intense addiction to her Blackberry. I am in awe of the amount of priority her self-beautification takes over anything else. I don't understand! I mean, what does she even do, sit around and be rich all the time? Lord...I can't stand it. She just bugs me.

OHHHHHH. Nolan just recommended this movie to me about an hour ago, and we're watching it...

Name: ThanksKilling
Plot: A jock, a nasty kid, a nerd, and 2 skanks are on Thanksgiving break from college. They're going to visit family and get wasted, and they hear about a possessed turkey who likes to kill people. The turkey goes on a killing spree and murders a bunch of the kids' relatives, also rapes some chick, blows the head off a random guy who offers him a ride, and swears up a storm.
Favorite Part: "GOBBLE GOBBLE, MOTHER FUCKER!"
I literally did not know what to think during this entire movie. And they tried to kill the thing at the end, and it didn't work!! It becomes radioactive because they threw it in a hazardous waste dumpster after this guy shot it in the head, and it comes back to kill again. Who comes up with this? Wierd wierd wierd wierd wierd.

Highlights:

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~Christmas in 4 days!!
~My family's going to Chi-town a few days after Christmas
~Cheeseburgers
~I just noticed...all those things started with "Ch". Haaaaaaaaaa...

Bohhhh
~Early episodes of Family Guy
~Coldddddddd

Love Ya :D